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Situation: zweimotoriger Islandhopper irgendwo im Luftraum über der Karibik... beide Triebwerke brummen zufrieden vor sich hin....
Auf einmal auf der rechten Seite: KAWUMM - Triebwerk explodiert...
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this is your pilot of Coconut Airways. As you may noticed, we have a little problem with our right engine. Don´t be upset - we have another one!"
Zufrieden schnurrt das linke Triebwerk vor sich hin - KAWUMM und explodiert ebenfalls...
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this your pilot of Coconut Airways. As you may noticed, now we also have a little problem with our left Engine. That why we have to do a little emergency watering. Don´t be upset - everything will be fine!"
ein paar Minuten später:
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this your pilot of Coconut Airways. In a short time we will do our emergency watering. For that: please all swimmers move to the right side of the plane - all non-swimmers move to the left side of the plane!"
eine paar Minuten später:
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this is your Pilot of Coconut Airways. In a few seconds we will do our emergency watering. After that: all people on the right side of the plane: swim! All the people on the left side of the plane: Thank you for flying Coconut Airways!"
Auf einmal auf der rechten Seite: KAWUMM - Triebwerk explodiert...
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this is your pilot of Coconut Airways. As you may noticed, we have a little problem with our right engine. Don´t be upset - we have another one!"
Zufrieden schnurrt das linke Triebwerk vor sich hin - KAWUMM und explodiert ebenfalls...
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this your pilot of Coconut Airways. As you may noticed, now we also have a little problem with our left Engine. That why we have to do a little emergency watering. Don´t be upset - everything will be fine!"
ein paar Minuten später:
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this your pilot of Coconut Airways. In a short time we will do our emergency watering. For that: please all swimmers move to the right side of the plane - all non-swimmers move to the left side of the plane!"
eine paar Minuten später:
"Ladies and Gentlemen - this is your Pilot of Coconut Airways. In a few seconds we will do our emergency watering. After that: all people on the right side of the plane: swim! All the people on the left side of the plane: Thank you for flying Coconut Airways!"
